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You have been told to lock in. Now you can. LOCK IN is a carbonated nootropic beverage that narrows your attention to a single pixel and keeps it there until the round is won or the sun comes up, whichever arrives later.
Our ClutchSync™ blend temporarily disables the part of your brain that wants to open a second monitor during a 1v3. Side effects include winning, staring, and an inability to hear your mother calling you for dinner.
Toxic Lime flavor. Sold in cases of 12, because you will need 12.
Attention span by interventionSeconds
* Y-axis truncated for your protection. The LOCK IN bar extends several meters past your monitor.
Supplement Facts
Serving size: 1 · Servings per container: 12 × 16 oz cans
Amount per serving% Daily Aura
Natural Caffeine (from tea, allegedly) 300 mg420%
Alpha-GPC (Grindset Precursor) 600 mg999%
Doomscroll Antagonist 250 mg1337%
Tunnel Vision Isolate 1 g69%
† Daily Aura Value not established. Other ingredients: rice flour, ambition, natural & artificial main-character flavors.
Do not operate heavy machinery or group chats while locked in. If locked in for more than 14 hours, contact your Discord moderator.
FIELD REPORTS
4.5 / 5 from 5,118 competitors
“Missed my own birthday”
Was locked in. Hit Immortal. Family left cake by the door. It was still good the next day. 10/10.
one_tap_tinaImmortal II Verified
“I finished a sentence”
First time in two years I read an entire patch note. Did not understand it but I read it.
adhd_andy_irlPlatinum II Verified
“Locked in so hard I forgot to review this”
This review was written 4 months after purchase. I have been in a single match the whole time.
