RECOVERY / POST-MATCH

COPEX

Cope Suppression Matrix™

4.6 · 8,412 reviews

$49$64· 60 capsules / 30 losses

−87%
Cope reduction
Delayed 11 min
Seethe onset
−94%
“Lag” claims

Ships in 1–2 business days in discreet matte-black packaging.

Every competitor loses. Only e-chuds explain why. COPEX is a fast-acting, dual-phase recovery formula engineered to intercept cope at the neurological source, before it reaches your keyboard.

Our proprietary Seethe-Block™ capsule dissolves in the stomach, while the outer Dilation Shell™ releases slowly over a 6-hour ranked session, keeping post-match chat output within league-mandated sanity thresholds.

Formulated in partnership with a man who once said “my team was holding me back” and has since been deeply, publicly embarrassed.

Post-loss chat toxicity over timePlacebo (Monster™ White)COPEX 2 caps

* n = 14 Valorant players locked in a Discord voice channel. Two left.

Supplement Facts

Serving size: 1 · Servings per container: 60 capsules / 30 losses

Amount per serving% Daily Aura

Accountabilityne HCl 400 mg420%

Ashwagandha (touched grass extract) 600 mg999%

L-Theanine (calm, actually) 200 mg1337%

Proprietary Ratio Blocker 1.2 g69%

† Daily Aura Value not established. Other ingredients: rice flour, ambition, natural & artificial main-character flavors.

Do not take COPEX while tilted. May cause sudden self-awareness. Not for use by Twitter reply guys without supervision.

FIELD REPORTS

4.6 / 5 from 8,412 competitors

“I lost and said "nice shot"”
I have never said those words before. My duo asked if I was okay. I am more than okay. I am regulated.

xX_Fr4gLord_XxGold III Verified

“Works, but my mom noticed”
She came in to check why it was quiet. Took off one star because I miss the screaming a little.

tiltproof_kyleDiamond I Verified

“didnt work my team was just bad”
took the whole bottle. still the junglers fault. product is probably fine idk.

NotMyFault99Silver II

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